I keep bouncing around, I have no idea what I weigh. Sometimes it is 227, sometimes it is 229. Right now my goal is to get under 225 and stay far away from 230.
I went to the baby shower today. MAJOR SUCCESS! Oh yeah, happy couple with baby on the way....whatever! EVERYBODY was gawking at my weight loss. I got double-takes and jaws-dropping and people grabbing my hair. "OMG! You look FABULOUS! I love the short-hair! You have lost a lot of weight!" I just grin my stupid, goofy grin and thank them. I even surprised one of my SIL's and greeted her with a kiss and congratulated her on her bambino due in September. (She just happens to be the sister of the SIL that is being honored by this shower. The whole thing is incestuous if you ask me!) She was quite stunned at my friendly gesture. Oh well. I can't help it if they hate me. God don't like ugly, I will just let Him sort it out.
However, major foe-paw. If you are easily offended, please stop reading the green text! You may resume when the text is black again.
A little toot escaped from my derriere. I sniffed the air, thanking my stars it was non-lethal and then it hit me. BAD. My cousin turned and wrinkled her nose at me. Instead of blaming my 80-odd year old great aunt, I owned it. I leaned over and whispered to her that it is one of the nasty side effects of the surgery. She replied, "Next time, warn me." I am sure the other ladies sitting near me caught a whiff of the toxic fumes and I hope they blamed one of the six-year olds or Old Auntie. Sad.
Okay, those offended can commence reading....Those brave enough to proceed--STOP LAUGHING! lol
Now that I got that social function out of the way, I can worry about my other infinitesimal plights.
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Sorry but I am still laughing!! :)
You can't make me stop laughing...you can't! Glad the shower was a success! ;)
LOL - oh yes, THAT side effect - my kids and husband have learned that when they hear me toot - they should leave the room
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