Lay-zee

Seems I have abandoned my friend here, my blog. Not very kind of me. However, I am happy to report that I have maintained my post surgery weight and have not gained (except for a pound here or there, nothing I can't eliminate by eating right). I have also noticed that my size 14 jeans are a little baggy. To satisfy my curiosity, I went to Old Navy and tried on a pair of size 12 jeans. Not only did I get them on and buttoned, they actually fit! BUT! The stores only carry low rise jeans, not "high" rise (Which to me is normal, but why stand in the way of "Fashion"?). So I had to buy my jeans from Oldnavy.com. I don't mind the low rise. In fact, I wish I COULD wear them. It is just that I have the loose skin and still some fatty tissue, I look like a muffin or mushroom when wearing anything lower than my belly button! "Dunlap" is just not sexy.

Back in October, my husband noticed a woman with a nice ass. He leaned over and whispered to me, "If you had a butt like that, you would be perfect." And he is right. My bottom is not a pert and perky as it used to be (nor as ginormous!) and I would like to do something about it. Hell, I would like to tone my arms, too, so I don't look like Batgirl!!! But do I go to the free 24 hour gym withing WALKING distance? Nope! I sit on the couch and eat Girl Scout cookies and complain about my flabby appearance. I know, I know. Just get off my flat ass and do it! LOL

So, just wanted to update on how awesome I am! LOL